Lunchboxes

In an attempt to save the rain forest, I recently replaced the traditional brown bag with a more permanent cloth lunch-bag-thing. I wanted a cool lunchbox, but there weren't any! I was totally ready to bring my Ninja Turtles lunchbox to graduate school. It probably works out better this way. Here's the question, though: why aren't there any lunchboxes available? Well, besides Hannah Montana and Disney Princesses. I hope they were just out of stock, because if they weren't it means that bullies now carry their influence into retail economy. Is no child safe pretending to be a super hero without being teased? Maybe it's just that the super heroes of today's generation aren't cool. From the Saturday morning cartoons I can't bear to watch these days, I'd believe it. Don't worry though, there are still plenty of action figures.